Sunday, February 11, 2007

SECURITY UPDATE

I HAVE JUST BEEN ADVISED BY MY SICILIAN FRIENDS THAT OUR "IMPOSTER" MAY NOT BE WORKING ALONE. THEY INFORMED ME THAT THE SUSPECTED IMPOSTER HAS NEITHER THE MEANS OR THE INTELLIGENCE TO PERPETRATE THIS SECURITY BREACH PERSONALLY. I SHALL TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO FOREWARN ANY AND ALL WHO MAY BE INVOLVED, WE COOTS' TAKE THIS OMERTA SERIOUSLY AND ANY THREAT WILL BE DEALT WITH HARSHLY AND SWIFTLY BY MY "FRIENDS".

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