Had to clean her up...........................

Went Mud Bogging Yesterday.......................

Don't Worry!!

I just wanted to let ya'll know that I'm alive and well. My computer at home has been having issues. Robin knows all about it. and I've been having to work by myself so I haven't had time to get online and do anything. The home computer is now working but getting my kids off of it is like pulling their teeth out.Oh wait a minute that wouldn't hurt them. Any kids that will do their own piercings won't be bothered by a few teeth getting pulled out. I have been able to get on here and read posts. I have come to the conclusion that the majority of the Coots clan are insane. Or they just have split-personalities. ( Coots clan meaning anybody with the last name Coots, not the offspring.)

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

I'm here and alive and well. been feeling kinda poopie lately, problems with the g/f. i get on here to read whats going on or should i say whats not going on and no Doug i didn't get caught. i was taking the iq test but then realized that i don't have time for that crap during the day so maybe i will take it at moms this weekend. not that it matters because even if i did score high (which I'm sure i will) i will just be accused of cheating or lying. but i could always scan a fricking copy of it like Darrell did, just for proof. of course that doesn't prove he took it in the first place, for all we know he had Joyce do it for him. and I'm certain brandy didn't get that score, she probably used it in class and had all her smart kids do it for her, remember brandy right is right and left is left and yes my papaw's name is john brooks!! i figured Michelle lost her password again. chance is probably out in the drive way with his caddy up on blocks tinkering with it, gotta keep up with the brothers.

WHERE HAS EVERYBODY BEEN?

THERE DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE AS MUCH POSTING LATELY, WHATS UP WI DAT? SURELY YOU ALL CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO. JOHN USUALLY POSTS FROM WORK, DID HE GET CAUGHT? ROBIN USUALLY POSTS SOMETHING EVERYDAY, IS ARBY'S HAVING THAT SALE? MICHELLE HASN'T POSTED IN A COUPLE OF DAYS, FORGET HOW TO TURN YOUR COMPUTER ON? AND DARRELL & BRANDY ARE TOO BUSY GRADING EACH OTHERS I.Q. TEST(HOW ELSE COULD THEY SCORE THAT HIGH). AND TRICIA IS EVIDENTLY HALLUCINATING(SHE THINKS RAY COULD SCORE A 140). AND MARK, I THINK HE IS STILL TAKING THE I.Q. TEST. WELL, WHO DOES THAT LEAVE?

THAT DAMN I.Q. TEST MUST BE FLAWED..........

Because I only got a score of 129!

I.Q. TEST

I JUST TOOK AN I. Q. TEST @ WWW.FUNEDUCATION.COM . I SCORED 118!!!!! THE TEST WAS PRETTY GOOD, THOUGH YOU HAVE TO KEEP CLICKING ON SKIP! AFTER THE TEST TO GET YOUR SCORE. THEY WANT YOU TO TAKE SURVEYS OR WHATEVER BUT YOU CAN JUST KEEP CLICKING SKIP AND EVENTUALLY YOU WILL GET YOUR SCORE, AND YOU CAN PRINT OUT YOUR SCORE. AND IT IS FREE.

Mmmmmmm!

Liver and Onions!

Actually, Robin,

(I thought some body else would have jumped on this by now)Dad never sang Robin hiding behind the kitchen door to you because he never called you Robin. He had a nickname for you, I'm thinking it was Peejib, so it was Peejib hiding behind the kitchen door. HEHE! As for the honeydoll thing, I was #4 in a long line of honeydolls of which you were the last(#10). Anyway, I was only called that for a year until #5 came along so the sissy name thing doesn't apply. And besides a sissy name is not always a bad thing. Remember a Boy Named Sue?

WAS WONDERING

I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF MY FAVORITE T.V. SHOW BACK IN THE LATE SIXTY'S. THE STAR WAS JACK LORD(BEFORE FIVE-O), HE ALWAYS DRESSED ALL IN BLACK, AND HE WAS A COWBOY OR RODEO OR GUNFIGHTER, I REMEMBER WATCHING IT ALL THE TIME, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME. ANYBODY GOT A CLUE?

I AM BACK

HAVE BEEN LAID UP FOR THE LAST WEEK. WHEN WILL I LEARN? I WENT HORSEBACK RIDING LAST WEEKEND. FIRST TIME IN MANY YEARS. THIRD OR FOURTH TIME IN MY LIFE. DON'T KNOW WHY, IT SOUNDED LIKE FUN. ANYWAY, THINGS WERE GOING OKAY AT FIRST, NO BIG DEAL, UNTIL I SLIPPED AND FELL OFF THE SADDLE, GOT MY FOOT CAUGHT IN THE STIRRUP. THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE. DIDN'T KNOW HOW I WAS GONNA GET OUT OF THIS ONE, THEN , FINALLY, THE MANAGER THERE AT K - MART CAME OUT AND UNPLUGGED IT. WHEW, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE! BUT I AM NO QUITTER. AS SOON AS I AM HEALED UP I PLAN TO TRY RACE CAR DRIVING!!!!!

SO MUCH FOR WARMER WEATHER!

Well, the warm temperatures promised to us earlier in the week for this weekend didn't happen. Apparently, they went to UTAH instead!!

I don't even want to talk about the icy stuff that was snapping against my window earlier tonight. Let me just say the roads look like someone ralphed up a giant slushie (gray - whatever flavor that might be)!