I AM BACK

HAVE BEEN LAID UP FOR THE LAST WEEK. WHEN WILL I LEARN? I WENT HORSEBACK RIDING LAST WEEKEND. FIRST TIME IN MANY YEARS. THIRD OR FOURTH TIME IN MY LIFE. DON'T KNOW WHY, IT SOUNDED LIKE FUN. ANYWAY, THINGS WERE GOING OKAY AT FIRST, NO BIG DEAL, UNTIL I SLIPPED AND FELL OFF THE SADDLE, GOT MY FOOT CAUGHT IN THE STIRRUP. THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE. DIDN'T KNOW HOW I WAS GONNA GET OUT OF THIS ONE, THEN , FINALLY, THE MANAGER THERE AT K - MART CAME OUT AND UNPLUGGED IT. WHEW, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE! BUT I AM NO QUITTER. AS SOON AS I AM HEALED UP I PLAN TO TRY RACE CAR DRIVING!!!!!