the big day

OK look people, lets act like we have been to a real wedding before. this will not be your run of the mill wedding ( i mean come on this brandy we are talking about). this will be a high flutin' affair. you will be required to wear an outfit that's better than what you wear on Sundays. by god if i have to dress up in a fricking suite, then you ladies will be required to wear hose ( and that includes you chance if you so desire). my wife beater shirt and overalls ain't going to cut it so i guess i will have to break down and ..... rent a suite ( you didn't think i was going to buy a suite for this little shindig did ya). lets face it this will be the only time i will ever be in a suite. i didn't even wear one for my own 2 weddings. not to mention i would have been over dressed for the justice of the peace in Chattanooga tn. oh and robin if that rash is still visible in June, please pick some colored hose. we done need the rash you caught from frolicking in the woods to be a topic of conversation on brandy's big day. after all its HER DAY and all conversations will be focused on how pretty she looks in her wedding dress. but i got to tell you that i have already seen the two little products of my sack in their dresses, and they are just the cutest little things.

HELLOOOO?

Hey Doug....can you come over Sunday and drill those holes in my dresser? Also, do you have an extender for my cable? Call me or leave me a note on here if you can or can't. It'll have to be Sunday, we are going to a bridal shower for Brandy on Saturday. Thanks!

Still been very quiet on here lately. Not sure why Doug, Darrell, Mark, or no one is posting anything but Brandy. Not that I don't enjoy her posts! At least it got those pics of my rash moved down! Update on rash: DR says it ain't eczema or psoriasis, but not sure what it is. She was quite shocked when she saw it, wasn't sure what it could be and more than a little pissed off that I'd waited this long to come see her. (You'd think she'd be used to me by now). She did take about 18 VIALS of blood to run every test she could think of, including Lyme disease. I assured her that not only had I not been frolicking with deer, I hadn't been frolicking at all, especially outside. She still wanted to add it to the list of "things to check". She gave me several RX but I could only fill two, due to lack of funds. You'll be happy to know, Mark, that one of them is a steriod (prednisone) and a steriod lotion. Hope one or both of them clear this shit up quick!

Pete was over the other night giving me an etiquette lession on weddings and what is /is not proper attire. I won't lie to you - sometimes she can be a little scary. Most of you will be receiving the same lesson in the next few weeks. BE PREPARED! She doesn't have internet right now so you may get a phone call from her.

Over and out for now.......time for bed.