Saturday, May 12, 2007

the big day

OK look people, lets act like we have been to a real wedding before. this will not be your run of the mill wedding ( i mean come on this brandy we are talking about). this will be a high flutin' affair. you will be required to wear an outfit that's better than what you wear on Sundays. by god if i have to dress up in a fricking suite, then you ladies will be required to wear hose ( and that includes you chance if you so desire). my wife beater shirt and overalls ain't going to cut it so i guess i will have to break down and ..... rent a suite ( you didn't think i was going to buy a suite for this little shindig did ya). lets face it this will be the only time i will ever be in a suite. i didn't even wear one for my own 2 weddings. not to mention i would have been over dressed for the justice of the peace in Chattanooga tn. oh and robin if that rash is still visible in June, please pick some colored hose. we done need the rash you caught from frolicking in the woods to be a topic of conversation on brandy's big day. after all its HER DAY and all conversations will be focused on how pretty she looks in her wedding dress. but i got to tell you that i have already seen the two little products of my sack in their dresses, and they are just the cutest little things.

5 comments:

Robin said...

okay...

1. what are you doing on here on the weekend? i thought you only got on here from work.

2. it's "suit" NOT "suite".

3. we are not wearing hose. even the bridesmaids aren't wearing hose. sorry about your luck.

4. "product of my sack"??!!!???

5. i look forward to rubbing my rash on you.

6. why are you so hateful?

michelle said...

Sorry John, I'm not wearing hose. and anyway according to fashion mags. Panty Hose are a fashion no-no!! you use that spray on hose stuff from sally hanson or go bare legged. I bet the girls are beautiful. you leave Robin alone!
Love You!!

Brandy said...

I am slapping my leg.... laughing so hard....and Kelly, too!!!!!!

johnbr76 said...

1. dont worry about it. i have other resources.
2. WHATEVER !!
3. then screw all of you im not wearing a fricking tie (or is it ty)!!
4. yes product of my sack what else would they be a product of. you know i could have said DICK.
5. IF YOU RUB THAT NASTY LOOKING RASH ON ME I WILL CUT YOUR LEG OFF AND YOU WILL GO HOME WITH A NUB.
6. IM NOT HATEFUL SO BITE ME.

michelle said...

LOL