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TRIVIA FOR PETEY

HOW MANY TATOOS ON A BOUNTY HUNTER ?

TRIVIA FOR MICHELLE

HOW MANY CORNERS IN A CIRCLE ?

TRIVIA FOR MARK

HOW MANY BARS ON A CELL DOOR ?

TRIVIA FOR ROBIN

HOW MANY LITTLE DEBBIE SWISS MISS ROLLS IN A BOX ?

OFFICIAL NOTICE

We have another blog moderator now. Darrell will be assuming the role of Coots Clan Moderator #2 or whatever name he comes up with besides Massey Ferguson squared.
(is squared right when it's times 2? i failed math, algebra and all that stuff)

Yes, he will be able to do all the things I do so I can concentrate on other things and just enjoy the blog for awhile. I'll still be (always) Coots Clan Moderator #1.
I feel it's important to mention that because while I think Darrell will do an excellent job, he may not be so quick to catch certain "no-no" words as I am. And you all know what those words are!

So welcome to Darrell....let's all clap and woo-hoo and stuff!

WELL, LETS TRY SOMETHING ELSE

THE MUSIC THING IS GETTIN BORING. MAINLY BECAUSE NONE OF YOU ALL KNOW KNOW SHIT ABOUT GOOD OLD SONGS. EXCEPT MARK, AND HE JUST MAY KNOW ALMOST AS MUCH AS ME. SO LET'S TRY JUST TRIVIA ANYTHING. IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW A LITTLE FACTOID THAT NOBODY ELSE KNOWS, THROW IT OUT THERE AND WE'LL SEE. I JUST MIGHT SURPRISE YA. MY HEAD IS JUST FULL OF THESE LITTLE BITS OF INFO ON A MILLION THINGS. I DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT ANYTHING, BUT I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. JUST SOMETHIN TO PASS THE TIME. LOLA HAD A QUESTION ABOUT THE FIRST SILENT DRACULA MOVIE BUT I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER SO IT'S A STUPID QUESTION.

ONE MORE

_______SITS AROUND IN HIS UNDERWEAR
BITING ON A BULLET
AND PULLING OUT ALL OF HIS HAIR
_______GOT ALL OF HIS FAMILY THERE

ANOTHER ONE

THERE'S A CLOSET FULL OF DRESSES
THAT I BOUGHT YOU
AND HERES THE KEYS
TO THE NEW CAR IN THE DRIVE

BEFORE YOU LEAVE OUR ROOM
PUT ON YOUR BEST PERFUME

one for the cowboys

I'LL BE LOOKIN FOR 8 WHEN THEY PULL THAT GATE
AND I HOPE THAT JUDGE AINT BLIND

IT'S MIDNIGHT AT A LIQUOR STORE IN TEXAS
BENEATH THE NEON, CLOSE UP HAS JUST BEGUN
WHEN A BOY WALKS IN THE DOOR
AND POINTS A PISTOL
HE CAN'T FIND A JOB
BUT MAN HE'S FOUND A GUN

a song robin will know

HERE WE COME
WALKING DOWN THE STREET
SINGING SOME STUPID ASS LOVE SONG
TO EVERYONE WE MEET
HEY HEY WERE THE..................

MUCHO MUSICALI

HOW CAN YOU TELL ME
HOW MUCH YOU MISS ME
WHEN THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU GIRL
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KISS ME

THAT RICH GUY YOU'VE BEEN SEEIN
MUST HAVE LET YOU DOWN

MORE MUSICAL FECES (FECES MEANS SHIT)

WELL, I WENT HOME WITH WAITRESS
THE WAY I ALWAYS DO
HOW WAS I TO KNOW
SHE WAS WITH THE RUSSIANS TOO


NOW I'M HIDING IN HONDURAS
AND I'M A DESPERATE MAN
S___ L_______ G____ AND M______
CAUSE THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN

GARDEN SONGS

WELL,THE SUN COMES UP IN THE MORNING
SHINES THAT LIGHT AROUND
THEN ONE DAY
WITHOUT NO WARNING
THINGS START JUMPING UP FROM THE GROUND

MUSIC TRIVIA

EVERY YEAR ABOUT THIS TIME
IT ALL GETS KIND OF DRY
HENRY HEADS TO MEXICO
TO SEE WHAT HE CAN BUY

HENRY TASTED, HE GOT WASTED
COULDN'T EVEN SEE
HENRY KEEP THE BRAKES ON
FOR THIS CORNER IF YOU PLEASE