Tuesday, September 16, 2008

WORST WIND STORM IN OHIO HISTORY

WELL, WE ARE STILL HERE! NO WATER AND NO ELECTRIC SINCE SUNDAY. WE ARE STARTING TO GET PRETTY THIRSTY AND PRETTY SMELLY. WE HAVE WELL WATER, SO WITHOUT ELECTRIC WE HAVE NO WATER AT ALL. NO FLUSH THE TOILET. NO SHOWER. NO WASH THE CLOTHES. WE HAVE BEEN COOKING ON THE GRILL, ON AN OPEN FIRE, USING CANDLES AND FLASHLIGHTS. AND POOPING IN THE WOODS. I GUESS WE'LL BREAK DOWN AND GET A HOTEL TONIGHT. DP&L SAYS IT MAY BE SATURDAY BEFORE ALL POWER IS RESTORED. ALLSTATE INSURANCE SAYS IT WILL TAKE 3 DAYS TO COME OUT AND ASSESS THE DAMAGE. WE HAVE ABOUT 5 TREES, OR PART OF, THAT ARE DOWN. A LOT OF SHINGLES ARE OFF OUR ROOF. THE FENCEWALL BETWEEN OUR HOUSE AND GARAGE BLEW DOWN. THE BACK YARD LOOKS LIKE A WAR ZONE. SHINGLES BLEW ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE GRAVEL PIT.

3 comments:

Robin said...

my power just came back on today, about 1:30 pm. YEAAHHH!! i DO NOT like the pioneer life. it's crazy here, you all would not believe it!!

dairy dreem had a sign up yesterday that said DP& WHO? NOPE, HAVEN'T SEEN THEM

and today....DAY 2 SANTA
TOOTH FAIRY
DP&L

FACT OR FICTION??

johnbr76 said...

can't blame this one me!!

mark said...

look on the bright side.with all those trees down,you will have plenty of free fire wood for that long,cold,gray,nasty ass ohio winter!other than that all i can say is hahahahahahaha.more good news:the answer to that age old question"does a coots shit in the woods?answer:ask doug"again,hahahahahaha