Wednesday, May 07, 2008

QUESTIONS FOR JOHN

1.) HOW DID YOU FIND THREE WOMEN (I'M ASSUMING) THAT WOULD MARRY YOU?
2.) WHY WOULD YOU? THREE TIMES?
3.) IS YOUR WIFE TO BE CURRENTLY INCARCERATED IN A MENTAL FACILITY OR CORRECTIONAL FACILITY, OR HAS SHE EVER BEEN?
4.) WHY WOULD YOU? THREE TIMES?
5.) I REMEMBER THAT YOUR MOTHER BEAT YOU A LOT AS A CHILD, COULD THIS BE WHY YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SUFFER?
6.) WHY WOULD YOU? THREE TIMES?
7.) WHY WOULD SHE? WOULD SHE GET ON A PLANE WITH A PILOT THAT HAD ALREADY CRASHED THREE PLANES? WOULD SHE GET ON A SHIP WITH A CAPTAIN THAT HAD ALREADY SANK THREE SHIPS? DOES SHE THINK THAT OLD SAYING "3RD TIME IS A CHARM" IS FOR REAL? DOES SHE EAT BOOGERS AND ROLL HER SHIT IN LITTLE BALLS?

4 comments:

johnbr76 said...

and people wonder why i dont want my family there.

COOTERIZER said...

YEAH, I BET THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE ARE WONDERING.

Anonymous said...

hey you forgot to ask if she was blind. I wonder if she will vote for hillary or barack lmao

Queen said...

John--from some of us who are considered outcasts due to our repeated marital blunders, I salute you for trying again. There are several old adages that can be applied here--Third time's a charm. You have to kiss a few frogs before you find a prince (or princess). Ray & I have been together for 18 years (15 of being married) and it was just lucky of us both that we found one another. I personally enjoy being part of the Coots clan--it's always so uplifting and positive and really supportive. :)
So, hang in there.
Love,
Lola