ROAD TRIP WITH PETE & ROBIN

ROBIN, I AM STILL NOT SURE IF I AM GOING. HOWEVER, IF I DO, I DOUBT THAT IT WILL BE FAMILY FUN DAY IN THE CAR. I STILL REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WENT DOWN THERE WITH YOU AND PETE. FIRST, AS SOON AS WE GET ON THE HIGHWAY, YOU BOTH WANT TO STOP AT EVERY BAR OR LIQUOR STORE THAT WE PASS. THEN BY THE TIME WE GET TO KENTUCKY, YOU ARE BOTH DRUNK, SWERVING ALL OVER THE ROAD, HONKING THE HORN, AND YELLING AT TRUCKERS. THEN BY THE TIME WE GET TO TENNESSEE YOU ARE BOTH HUNGRY SO WE STOP TO EAT AND YOU PASS OUT IN YOUR BISCUITS AND GRAVY AND PETE CALLS THE WAITRESS A SLUT AND THROWS A PITCHER OF ICE WATER ON HER. THEN I DRIVE THE REST OF THE WAY WHILE YOU BOTH SLEEP AND WHEN WE GET THERE YOU BOTH WAKE UP AND PRETEND IT WAS A FUN TRIP AND TELL EVERYBODY IT REALLY DIDN'T SEEM LIKJE IT TOOK THAT LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!