HILLBILLY WORD OF THE DAY: FASCINATE

(VERB) MY SHIRT HAS TEN BUTTONS BUT I CAN ONLY FASCINATE!

DO CROWDED ELEVATORS SMELL DIFFERENT TO MIDGETS?

ONE BILLION TRILLION CLICKS!

Well, a thousand anyway! I can't believe we have clicked on this page 1000 times in less than two weeks!

Now I know some are repeat clicks where we've refreshed the page, etc. But it's still pretty impressive....good going to all of us! We've also posted over 30 times this week alone - that's the most per week so far.

If I could only figure out a way we could make some money off of it....sigh.

HERE'S A THOUGHT

I think Brandy should change her last name to her dad's new last name of ferguson and then when she gets married she can be Brandy Ferguson-Forbes. Now that sounds like a swanky, southern belle. Banjo would then become Banjo Ferguson-Forbes, which I like even better!

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL,
BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DON'T MATTER
AND THOSE WHO MATTER DON'T MIND

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR MOMMY!

Talk about a POSER!!! Meet Banjo McGee

Whiskey for my men and beer for our horses

Brandy's dog, Banjo

A Drumroll Please............

I'd just like to say thanks to Michelle and Michael for coming over today and digging my car out of the snow. I've been stuck at home for two days, missed a day of work and was lucky enough to catch a ride to and from work today. Michael managed to shovel enough snow away from my car (in a very short amount of time) that I was able to get my car out when I got home from work. The downstairs neighbor/possible serial killer - or "Jeffrey" as Michelle calls him - felt it would be near impossible to do this. Needless to say, he hasn't shoveled the walkway and steps either.

So, Wesley helped me get moved out of my old apartment and Michael's shoveled my car out. These are turning out to be two very handy boys to have around!

Thanks again - Michael and Michelle!!

p.s. I owe you a shovel.