This is the story of a girl named Robin
Who has never owned a home in her life
Til this one day when she met this fellow
Who agreed to overlook all the strife
So Robin and this fellow signed some papers
And Robin handed over all the money she could
Which in doing so, almost caused her the vapors
But with time running out, Robin knew she would
And so, Robin became the proud owner
OF HER VERY FIRST HOME!!
said home being a 1976 Redman Riverview Mobile Home
but! it has new carpet! a new bathtub! central air! gas grill! electric lawnmower! a deck! and a whole lotta dark paneling that HAS TO BE PAINTED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!
I have no idea how I will get moved this Saturday (no idea = no money (i have ideas)) and when i will get it painted but....
DID I MENTION I NOW OWN MY OWN HOME?
I will be sending out my new address soon..........phone will stay the same!
3 comments:
and what do we call someone who buys property in a place called moron city?
Awesome! I nominate Micheal, Wesley, Shane, and Casey to help you move!!!
yeah that'd be nice. any idea how i'd find them? or pay them?
seriously, i am tearing my hair out now.
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