DEAR AUNT MOM,

WELL IT WON'T BE LONG TILL WE COME DOWN TO SEE YOU. I CAN HARDLY WAIT. UNCLE DAD HAS BEEN MAD AT ME FOR HANGING AROUND WITH THEM NEGRA'S THAT MOVED IN. HE SAID IF YOU HANG AROUND WITH THEM YOU WILL START ACTIN JUST LIKE THEM. I SAID NIGGA PLEEZ, WHATS UP WIF DAT SHIT, DAWG AND HE THREW A WHOLE JUG OF PINE WINE RIGHT AT ME. I THINK UNCLE DAD IS WRONG ABOUT THEM SHININ SHOES CAUSE WHEN I WAS AT THEIR HOUSE I NOTICED THEIR SHOES WERE OLD AND NONE OF THEM LOOKED LIKE THEY HAD EVER BEEN SHINED(EXCEPT THEIR DAD'S WORK BOOTS, THEY WAS SO SHINY IT LOOKED LIKE THEY HAD NEVER BEEN WORN). ALSO UNCLE DAD SAYS WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY RENT ANY MORE BECAUSE THE RENT MAN DOESN'T COME BY ANY MORE. THE LAST TIME HE WAS HERE HE WAS REAL MEAN TO UNCLE DAD AND UNCLE DAD WAS JUST AS NICE AS EVER TO HIM, HE EVEN TOLD HIN HE HAD A REAL PURTY MOUTH BUT THE RENT MAN LEFT AND HE AIN'T NEVER COME BACK SO UNCLE DAD SAYS HE RECKONS WE OWN THIS LITTLE PIECE OF DIRT NOW. UNCLE DAD IS WANTING ME TO TAKE A CLASS AT THE COLLEGE TO TEACH ME HOW TO BAIT FISH HOOKS. HE SAID IF I DO GOOD AT IT I CAN GET A DEGREE AND THEN I WILL BE A MASTER BAITER. HE SHORE LAUGHS A LOT WHEN HE TELLS ME THAT, I AM SURE HE WOULD BE REAL PROUD, BUT I DON'T REALLY LIKE CLASSES. WELL, GOT TO GO FOR NOW, SEE YOU SOON.


LOVE, YOUR SON,
JOE EARL CLAMPIT