DEAR ABBEY, DEAR ABBEY,
MY FOUNTAIN PEN LEAKS
MY WIFE HOLLERS AT ME
AND MY KIDS ARE BOTH FREAKS
EACH SIDE I GET UP ON
IS THE WRONG SIDE OF BED
IF IT WEREN'T SO EXPENSIVE
I'D WISH I WERE DEAD

SIGNED,
UNHAPPY



UNHAPPY, UNHAPPY,
YOU HAVE NO COMPLAINT
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE
AND YOU AIN'T WHAT YOU AIN'T
SO LISTEN UP BUSTER
AND LISTEN UP GOOD
STOP WISHIN FOR BAD LUCK
AND KNOCKIN ON WOOD

SIGNED,

DEAR ABBEY