Wednesday, May 23, 2007

THANK YOU !!

a very special thank you goes out to Tricia for proving my point. see there are other granddaughters in this family that have gotten married since the Lester-Barnett union. i am appalled that she invited all her aunts and uncles to her wedding and only pete showed up ! how rude is that. what excuses will you come up with? but don't fret over it Tricia i guess some aunts and uncles like to play favorites. and Michelle you are not that much taller than me maybe an inch, ooooh big deal I'll still kick your ass. robin you wont be planting anything on me. i wont go anywhere near you with that nasty looking rash on your leg. as a matter of fact we are fixing u a place out back in the yard so you don't infect everyone. where has everyone been? mark must have gotten tired of being censored every damn time he got on here. Doug, well who knows maybe the guards got him and stabbed him with crayons. i do know that brandy has sent out the formal invites to her big rowdy ho down. now keep in mind that this is brandy we are talking about. i mean for Pete's sake she didn't even have my right address. i mean HELLO! i saw her Sunday, uhhh i have phone, uhhhh why do i even need one its not like i have a choice, Jesus i have to be there SUIT and all. and just so all of you know, i will be bringing my best friend Becki to the wedding. no she is not my girlfriend, i will not be marrying her, so don't even go there. I'm too short and fat and she is too tall and skinny. end of subject, and no questions will be asked. and yes robin before you even go there, yes she knows I'm hateful and an asshole. and she still loves me, so bite me!

1 comment:

Robin said...

well, i am amazed that you not only knew the word "appalled" but spelled it correctly. i strongly urge you to start taking ritalin, you leap from subject to subject, thought to thought like a frog on crack. pete loves becky so i'm sure they'll be talking up a storm. i too know you are hateful and an asshole and i still love you. but i won't bite you, so stop asking.

p.s. you made tricia say ass-holish. shame on you.