Thursday, July 09, 2009
Saturday, July 04, 2009
Thursday, July 02, 2009
OK its 230. Time for an update. If I dont get food soon I will kill someone and eat them. After threatening to walk out of here at 1 if the Dr. didnt show up, he came in and decided we were going to do the stress test on the treadmill. If ai dont do good on that we are going to have to do another cardiac cath. I asked him if I could he and he said not till after the stress test. Well he has another thing coming I just got off the phone with some freinds and they are going to smuggle me some food. Ill keep everyone posted as I find stuff out. If anyone wants to call me (pete) the number here is 865 373 4322.
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Ok its almost 1a.m. and here I am at the hospital again! I was having numbness in my fingers then mild chest pains while at work. Ive been through this beforenot a big deal I'll take my nitro-glycerine and I'll be fine and get back to bossing these idots around some more. Well guess what? It didnt work so I call my Dr. and tell her whats going on. She says "get to the hospital now". So here I am. I just got into my room. They have decided to keep me over night for observation. I personally think they want to see how far in debt they can put me. I'm being told that I will be doing a stress test in the morning. I politely informed them that will be fine as long as it is not on that damn treadmill. (in case you didnt hear the last one didnt turn out so well). I also informed them that there will be no putting tubes in my penis ( I dont care what they say catheters hurt, that hole was meant for stuff to go out not in). Good news is that my freind Kevin is a nurse practioner here and he has been checking on me. My stay should be very comfy sinc I have my laptop, cellphone, and Ipod. The nurses have designated my room the party room since I will be playing music all night. I cant beleive that I cannot get on myspace or facebook. The internet here will only let me on certain sites (how am I supposed to look at porn in this place). Oh well I hope everyone is doing well, I will keep you posted on whats happening. Hmmm I think I will take some pics this might be funny.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Lack of sleep...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, i met a girl. No, you started reading, now you have to finish, jackass... Anyway, while i still have your attention, i met a girl named Danielle Bradbury. She's very sweet, nice, cute, and a lotta other things, but to the point... We met almost a month and a half ago. We started going out almost a month ago, the fifth of june to be exact. We've been on each others minds constantly for the past month. We've spent many sleepless nights thinking bout each other and our future together(hopefully). Anyways, we'd stay on the computer till like 5 in the morning chatting over myspace, or Yahoo I.M. The moral of my story... SEND ME SOME DAMN NYQUIL! I'M FRICKIN TIRED OVER HERE! Thank you and have a nice day. :)
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
LITTLE GEMS THAT FLOAT AROUND IN MY MIND AND PREVENT ME FROM SLEEPING...
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest complete sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest?
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?
Why is a boxing ring square?
How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we are already there?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can an ambidextrous person make an off-handed remark?
Could it be that boulders are statues of big rocks?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Why do "tugboats" push?
Do bleached blondes pretend to have more fun?
If a man speaks, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?
How can "quite a lot" and "quite a few" mean the same thing?
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest complete sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest?
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?
Why is a boxing ring square?
How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we are already there?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can an ambidextrous person make an off-handed remark?
Could it be that boulders are statues of big rocks?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Why do "tugboats" push?
Do bleached blondes pretend to have more fun?
If a man speaks, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?
How can "quite a lot" and "quite a few" mean the same thing?
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
Monday, June 22, 2009
EDUCATIONAL INFORMATION YOU REQUESTED..
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.
I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking ones nose (although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot).
Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of Trans fats I have consumed over the years.
I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.
I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's Novena has granted my every wish.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans. I no longer use Saran Wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face... Disfiguring me for life.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan.
I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.
THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up $5.00 dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.
I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies! I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the brown recluse and my hand will fall off.
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician . . .
Oh, by the way..... A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read stuff on their computer with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.
I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking ones nose (although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot).
Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of Trans fats I have consumed over the years.
I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.
I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's Novena has granted my every wish.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans. I no longer use Saran Wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face... Disfiguring me for life.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan.
I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.
THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up $5.00 dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.
I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies! I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the brown recluse and my hand will fall off.
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician . . .
Oh, by the way..... A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read stuff on their computer with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
ARRIVEDERCI!!!
Hey!!! Just wanted put up a quick post. We are leaving for Italy tomorrow afternoon!! We'll be spending time in Rome, Florence, Venice and Milan!!! We're so excited! It will be the FAB FOUR (me, Rob, Kelly and Paul)......and one other person while we are in Rome. UGH. But that's a whole 'nother story!!! I'll try to post pics while we're there...if we can!!! Here's to hoping we won't get pick-pocketed!!! The gypsies are supposed to be pretty fierce in Italy!
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